(Source: lettersto-savemyself, via sabeeyotchxx)

When I forget a line to a Disney song…

disneyismyescape:

disneymydarling:

image

image

accurate

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brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

(via janurary-27th)

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

image

(via naturallylovelyliza)

(Source: soulwithabody, via sumahaq)

bethecastomydean:

I’M SORRY PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!

(via xhellomotox94x)

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

(Source: twoukofukawa, via xhellomotox94x)

pelekai:

pelekai:

AWWWWWWWWWW

HIS FACE IN THE FIRST ONE

AWWWWW

Favorite gif ever

(Source: swimminginseas, via xhellomotox94x)

dude-thats-my-ghost:

askgeorgebush:

fridge-logic:

askgeorgebush:

What if the Doctor’s name is just something like

Phil

You mean like this

image

OH

SHIT

(via tardex)

strongispretty:

Recovered Anorexic Becomes Plus-Size Lingerie Model

That was back in college, when the 5-foot-9 Jackson reached her lowest weight of 108 pounds.

strongispretty:

Recovered Anorexic Becomes Plus-Size Lingerie Model

That was back in college, when the 5-foot-9 Jackson reached her lowest weight of 108 pounds.

(via kagekiid)

dangerousordinary:

Presented without comment. 

(via mimiorchdork)

(Source: amazingpetra, via kagekiid)

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10knotes:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS THEY JUST STARE AT EACH OTHER HOLDING PUPPIES

10knotes:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS THEY JUST STARE AT EACH OTHER HOLDING PUPPIES

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